[[Date and possibly fuck me??!|two]]
[[Stay home like a little bitch.|three]][[Fuck off.|one]]
I'm way out if your league. U can't afford me.[[Watch Simpsons |four]]
[[Play Call of Duty 'cause u is a big man |four]]The doorbell rings.
[[Answer it. |five]]It's a girl scout in uniform. She's standing in the door waiting for you to say something.
[[Ask her age.|6]]
[[Get a cookie.|7]]I'm totally 18.
You totally wanna fuck me right?
[[Y|8]]/[[N|8]]She refuses to sell you any cookies.
[[Ask her age.|6]]She pepper sprays and shocks you with a taser.
You wake up in a jail cell, naked with your head in the toilet.
A wad of paper is stuck up your butt.
A phone number is written on the paper.
[[Call the number.|10]]A familiar voice tells you to kill yourself by cutting your throat using the hedge clippers which have also been lodged up your butt.